Well, not exactly.  This threat has a completely different meaning to the she-wolf in my Twisted Tale Hog Wild, based on The Three Little Pigs.  Houses are not what  she’s interested in blowing.

Throughout this week, Jenna’s Journal has been spotlighting featured authors of Fractured Fairy Tales with blurbs and excerpts of their works.  Today the Fairy Tale Ending Contest will begin at 11am and last until 11pm Friday, June 3.  All you have to do is read the excerpts from the different works I’ve posted during the week.  Immediately following the excerpt of Hog Wild below, you will find five questions about the five tales.  Leave a comment on this blog June 2 or 3, send me an email at jenna.jaxon@yahoo.com answering the five questions and you’ll be entered to win a copy of all five Fractured Fairy Tales featured on Jenna’s Journal.  The winner will be drawn randomly from all correct answers and notified via email.

In my version of the Three Little Pigs, the pigs are three Harley riding brothers (HOGs) and the wolf is a predatory female who’s looking for a fast bike and a little satisfaction of her own.  Take a peek at Hog Wild.

Blurb for Hog Wild:

When Lula Wolfendale’s motorcycle breaks down on her way to a Harley rally, she detours into tiny Shoshone, CA to find a replacement.  Seducing bikers Beau and Rob Hogue and commandeering their Harleys is easy; finding sexual satisfaction is a “hog” of a different color.  A Blue Phantom, to be exact, owned by the pair’s older brother Jesse.  After brief, unsatisfying encounters with the first two Hogues, Lula approaches Jesse with a proposition:  a sexual contest for his Phantom, where Lula will emerge with either a climax to die for or the motorcycle of her dreams.  Or can she possibly obtain both?

Excerpt for Hog Wild:

You looking for a mechanic or just a ride?” His baby-blues stared straight into her eyes, and he winked.

“What if I need both?”

“Then this is your lucky day, honey, ‘cause I am both.” He leaned forward and ran a warm, tanned finger down her arm. “Which do you need first?”

Lula’s arm broke out in goose-flesh, a distinctly pleasant sensation. “I suppose we could start with a ride and see where it takes us.” She stepped close, grabbed his head and pulled him down, wrapping her lips around his mouth as it opened to…agree? Protest?

Her tongue stabbed into him and she heard a grunt, and his arm cinched her waist, drawing her pelvis against the hard-on in his jeans. Hips grinding against the thick ridge, Lula stroked his tongue, urging it into her mouth. When he complied, she sucked it like a candy cane until the man squirmed and pulled back, eyes wide.

“Damn, lady!  Are you part leech?”

Lula laughed and grabbed his hand. “One part. I have been known to let go on occasion.” She pulled him toward the steps leading onto his deck. “Let’s go inside.” When his eyebrows rose in twin question marks, she leaned in and whispered, “I promise not to bite.”

“Well, don’t take all the fun out of it.”

She licked her lips. “Not a chance.”

They headed up the wooden steps to the deck, but when Lula would have turned to the door that led inside the house, Rob tugged her into the center of the deck. A group of colorful striped lounge chairs clustered around an in-deck hot tub.  He flipped a switch on the control panel and jets began to hiss bubbles onto the water’s surface.

“One advantage to living on the fringes of a small town is a lack of snoopy neighbors.” He indicated the empty desert that stretched to the horizon. “You game for skinny-dipping, Lula?”

She chuckled. “I’m game for anything at this point, Rob.” Unwavering, she stared into his eyes as she crossed her arms, grasped the bottom edge of the white bandeau and pulled it over her head in one liquid movement. I’m going to wear this top out if I keep getting dressed and undressed today. She tossed the garment onto a lounge chair and posed with hands on hips. Your move.

Rob took a deep breath and raced to unbutton his shirt. He plucked it off then pulled his tee-shirt over his head, its momentum sailing it into a corner. His wide, well-muscled shoulders dropped as his arms went back to his sides and Lula feasted on the sight of his bronzed skin rippling over tight abs. Three quick steps and she was against him, her tongue darting out to lick the hard nubbin of a male nipple.

“Jesus!” He clamped her shoulders, eyes closed, steadying himself. “You play hard, darlin.’”

She ran her hand the length of his thick erection, like a cannon stuffed down his jeans. “So do you.” Lula reached to unbutton his jeans.

“Shit!” Rob grabbed her before she could make contact.

Lula pulled back, glaring at him. “You’re awfully protective of that package, Rob. What do you have in there, the crown jewels?”

“No, it’s not that.” He shook his head and gave an exasperated snort. “Fuck. I just remembered, my little brother’s coming over any minute. We’re supposed to ride Death Valley today.”

Lula glanced at the black leather watch on her wrist. “I’m sure he’s still asleep.” Rob looked confused, so to distract him, she continued with the only argument that might get those jeans off him. “Besides, if he shows up, he could join us. The more the merrier, as they say.”

Rob’s mouth dropped open. “You’d do us both?”

 An interesting question.  Wouldn’t you love to know the answer? Well, you certainly can, come tomorrow.  Hog Wild and all the other Twisted Tales will be released for purchase on June 3.  And now here’s your chance to win

FIVE GREAT NEW SEXY TALES  ALL ABOUT THAT HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

FAIRY TALE ENDING CONTEST:

Here is all you have to do:  1)  Leave me a comment on Jenna’s Journal by 11pm tomorrow (June 3rd).  Comment on any or all of the five tales listed here.  2) Answer the five questions below.  The answers can be found in the excerpts posted this week.  3) Email the answers to me at jenna.jaxon@yahoo.com.  That’s all there is to it.  All entries must be received by 11pm Friday, June 3rd.  Winner will be drawn randomly from all those correctly answering the questions.  The winner of a copy of all five tales will be announced on Jenna’s Journal on Saturday, June 4th.

FAIRY TALE ENDING QUESTIONS:

1.  In Hideous, how is Triselle’s hair styled?

2.  Where were Rob and his brother supposed to ride to that morning in Hog Wild?

3.  In Goldie and the Three Doms, what is the first name of the guy who blindfolds Goldie?

4.  How long does Chio say his dick is going to be in Pinocchio Syndrome?

5.  What are the legal charges against Snowy’s stepmother in Snowy and the Seven Wharves?

Good luck to all entrants and remember:  all of the Fractured Fairy Tales will be available on June 3rd from New Dawning Bookfair.  Come check us all out!